Things Carlton Lassiter would rather do.

[detectivedipstick]

• Shower with a Bear
• Learn to play the Harp
• French-kiss a hobo
• Spend the rest of his life at Lillith Fair
• Fall in love with a Vegan
• Adopt a Child

• Stick his tongue to a frozen pole
• Donate to the Christian Children's Fund
• Listen to Sarah MacLachlan
• Swim in a piranha infested pool

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[littleblonderiddle]

Some of these are entirely ridiculous. Sorry.

I'd rather...

wear leotard/spandex and join a yoga class.
go to a Gloria Estefan/Sarah McLachlan/etc. concert.
listen to the complete works of Gloria Estefan's/Sarah McLachlan's/etc.
read the complete works of Jane Austen/Shakespeare/etc.
go to a spiritual retreat/yoga retreat/reneissance faire/etc.
volunteer at an animal shelter.
drop trou and sit on an ant hill.
eat hummus/couscous/tofu.
consult a self-help book.
snort laundry detergent.
donate my worldly belongings to Salvation Army and move to Tibet.
join a monastery/a cult.
binge on chocolate and marathon chick flicks. (Jules says :|)
cut my finger/shoot myself on the foot and swim with sharks.
learn how to knit.
use public transportation.
take a pottery class.
brush my teeth with hazardous materials.
spend a whole afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese/Color Me Mine/idk
buy a Snuggie.
wear pink.
hug a hippie.

I'll try to come up with more late, lmao